Spending the evening doing my two favourite things: #cooking & #drinkingbeer :)

Spending the evening doing my two favourite things: #cooking & #drinkingbeer :)

Ivan Von Roosterkin mowing down on an old banana. #chicken #rooster #prettyboy

Ivan Von Roosterkin mowing down on an old banana. #chicken #rooster #prettyboy

allmymetaphors:

ppl always ask me “”what are you going to do with your degree”“ and “"if you wanna get a PHD how do you plan on paying for it"" and ""where are you gonna move after college"" but here is the thing:

i am very powerful and cute and im gonna float through this world one day at a time. please leave me alone. 

(via goodfuckingsex)

(Source: zombiesailor, via 10knotes)

"Have sex. Have dirty, raunchy sex. Have sex in the bed, on the counter, in the car, in the bathroom. Have it everywhere. Have passionate love making sex. Fuck. Go slow. Gaze into their eyes. Learn every curve and bump on their body. Learn what makes them quiver. Learn what makes them cum the hardest. Feel their body and fall back in love with them. Just have sex."

— (via buddhistbabe)

(Source: stayy0ungandwild, via sexography)

I’m an elf! #elf #elfears #dungeonsanddragons #nerdy

I’m an elf! #elf #elfears #dungeonsanddragons #nerdy

An elf reflects on elfy things at the sea. #beach #ocean #sandinallofthenooksandcrannys

An elf reflects on elfy things at the sea. #beach #ocean #sandinallofthenooksandcrannys

Spending the evening listening to crappy punk rock with my favourite boy in the world. <3 #lovethisguymorethananything #punkers #werock

Spending the evening listening to crappy punk rock with my favourite boy in the world. <3 #lovethisguymorethananything #punkers #werock

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she’s such a babe

(Source: youre-justlikeapill, via ciggy)